Hanzvadzi dzakabatwa neshungu - vanotanga vakakoira pachimbuzi pamberi pemunin'ina wavo, vobva vafukura hembe vopinda mushower. Asi mukoma wangu haazi bhurasho remazino - anoona zvese uye kana sisi vake vadaro vanoomerwa. Zvino dai asina kungomudzungaira obva aenda, aiwa, akatanga kumunyengedza. Nyangwe hure iri ihanzvadzi yako, unogona kumusvira, nekuti munhu wese anohura. Chii chakaipa kupfuura iwe? Ani nani ari pedyo nemuviri anofanira kuwana miromo yakanyorova kakawanda.
Unotsanangurira sei mutsvuku kuti waunoshanda naye ane mukadzi kumba uye murume akanaka wemhuri? Haazviwani! Zviri nyore kukoira mumuromo make pane kuzvitsanangura. Saka hana yake inogona kudzikama - haana kubiridzira, akangotengera musikana cocktail. Uye akaiisa mubeche rake kuti angoita hurukuro - fuck me, das ist fantastisch. Rega mutsvuku afunge kuti shavi rake raishanda uye kumufadza.
Zvino sekuru vachembera vaive neshungu pakutanga, vaive nechiso chinosekesa pachiso chavo. Haaa muzukuru shuwa. Ah, zvinoita sei dama, ndinowana goosebumps.